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Thank you, Anita Alvarez, for Standing Up for the Politically Connected

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Proposed Campaign ad for Anita Alvarez.

On the screen, we see an unattractive, overweight, middle age woman. THe woman begins to speak: “Hi, you may not know me, but I am Mayor Daley’s sister, Mary Vanecko. My son, RJ, slugged a young man who was one foot shorter and 60 pounds lighter than he was, resulting in his death. When citizens tried to get justice for the dead man, only one woman came to our aid–Anita Alvarez. That’s right, Anita Alvarez stood by our family. She helped us to ensure there was no trial that may have resulted in costly attorney fees for our family and an inconvenient prison sentence for our son. She spared no effort to help us, even losing the felony review file. That’s why Anita Alvarez has our vote . Thank you, Anita Alvarez”.

 

Then another darker haired, unattractive woman appears: “I’m Anita Alvarez and I approve this ad because as attorney general, I need to look out for the power base in Cook County”. Paid for by friends of RJ Vanecko.


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